{"id":33,"date":"2008-03-25T22:32:46","date_gmt":"2008-03-25T20:32:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/berdec.dyndns.org\/wordpress\/?p=33"},"modified":"2008-03-25T22:32:46","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T20:32:46","slug":"a-la-tele-reussir-ouah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sntrvfl.org\/blogpat\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"A la t\u00e9l\u00e9: r\u00e9ussir&#8230; ouah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dois-je l&rsquo;avouer ? Image irr\u00e9elle sur une cha\u00eene improbable de la TNT. Vision subliminale et noctambule.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Jeune homme, veste crois\u00e9e, regard droit, froid, gla\u00e7ant; cravate de couleur ind\u00e9finissable, comprendre que les \u00e9crans actuels ne sont pas encore assez fid\u00e8les pour autoriser un juste qualificatif; sourire, dents blanches impeccables; peu de chances d&rsquo;avoir un concourt mais il a r\u00e9ussi; grand froid; vide; n\u00e9ant.<\/p>\n<p>Jadis, dressant droit \u00e7a lance &#8211; ah ! la symbolique phallique des chevaliers ! &#8211; le champion culbutait son adversaire dans des joutes h\u00e9ro\u00efques et dangereuses; une belle y trouvait son compte; l&rsquo;honneur \u00e9tait sauf, mais la mort pouvait s&rsquo;en suivre: barbare, mais quelle classe !.<br \/>\nHier, titres et pr\u00e9bendes; approcher le roy; \u00eatre invit\u00e9 \u00e0 Marly&#8230;; \u00e9litiste et servile &#8211; par d\u00e9finition &#8211; mais quel luxe !.<br \/>\nAujourd&rsquo;hui quoi ? Le pavillon de la Lanterne ? Rollex ?<\/p>\n<p>Concourt, gros salaires, belles maisons, grosses voitures, blondes ou play-boy, fric, bling-bling; creux, mais tellement addictif.<\/p>\n<p>Il a \u00ab\u00a0r\u00e9ussi\u00a0\u00bb! Il est \u00ab\u00a0drogu\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb en somme et on s&rsquo;en fiche compl\u00e8tement.<\/p>\n<p>Ironie du sort, le m\u00eame soir, Mon Oncle de Jacques Tati&#8230; Je crois que tout commentaire est superflu.<br \/>\nLa t\u00e9l\u00e9vision, ce soir \u00e9tait taquine&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cr\u00e8me, tarte et cerise : tr\u00e8s caloriques.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,11,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sntrvfl.org\/blogpat\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sntrvfl.org\/blogpat\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sntrvfl.org\/blogpat\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sntrvfl.org\/blogpat\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sntrvfl.org\/blogpat\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sntrvfl.org\/blogpat\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sntrvfl.org\/blogpat\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sntrvfl.org\/blogpat\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sntrvfl.org\/blogpat\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}